Hickmesphere
central iowa where the cattle roam and the flannel runs wild
going to walmart to buy some eggs with the sweet scent of cow sh-t in the air
wearing cowboy boots to a fancy restaurant
where chewing tobacco is a way of life
the mall closes at 5pm
the grocery store is closed on sundays
lunch is dinner and dinner is supper
creek….correctly pr-nounced in the hickmesphere as crick
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