hickory dickory clock
the term “hickory d-ckory clock” refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has p-n-s shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. the “hickory” suggests the clock must be wooden for this t-tle to apply, while the “d-ckory” points to the genitalia decorations. the original hickory d-ckory clock’s whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
jamie: “wow, i love your hickory d-ckory clock! the shape of the hands really turn me on…”
niko: “thank you! and yeah, looking at it turns me on too…”
jamie: “you should show me your hickory d-ckory c-ck big boy.”
niko: “ok.”
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