Hidden Valley
when a woman is so sl-tty that her v-g-n- is always full of s-m-n. like the hidden valley, its full of ranch.
bob: dude, that amanda chick has a hidden valley. i almost puked!
mc: please tell me u didn’t dip your carrot in it…
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high school located out in the middle of nowhere, where everyone knows everyone. nothing fun to do out there besides get into trouble, drink or smoke weed.
their fbla program is baller being state champs for over a decade.
friend: what school do you go to?
you: hidden valley
friend: sucks!
-at a compet-tion event-
person: i think i’ll do okay in my event
-see’s that hv is competing in that event-
person: theres no way i’m going to place
1: a young child or virgins private parts. no p-b-s. never seen. a unexplored world.
2: a sick -ss camp
3: a salad dressing
1: wow did you see her. she’s hott but im sure she has a hidden valley.
2: wow shes hott! she probably goes to hidden valley
3: wtf. y u putting hidden valley on ur pancakes!?!?!?!?!
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