Hiddlesexual
a term relating to s-xual matters that involve the british actor tom hiddleston. this term is often used by his fans, or more popularly known by the t-tles “hiddleston army”, “hiddlearmy”, or “loki’s army”.
this word can also refer to a type of s-xuality in which they are devoted/attracted to tom hiddleston, and only tom hiddleston.
girl one: oh my god, isn’t tom hiddleston just attractive?
girl two: i know, right? i’m going to go hiddles-xual!
girl: i’m sorry, i’m not interested in you anymore.
boy: why?!
girl: because i discovered tom hiddleston, my god.
boy: oh no you’ve been hiddlestoned! you’re hiddles-xual! i think i am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with loki posters-
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