Hide and go touch the badger


a game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. you win by touching the most stuff. it’s also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.
hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

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