every black families father in the ghetto.
friend: where’s your dad requis?
requis: i don’t know, we’re still playing hide and seek. it’s been 7 years. he’s the hide and seek champion!
a fat hypocrite. dan is such a hippocryte. that fat b-st-rd is always telling other people to eat healthy.
- horse d*ck syndrome
the medical terminology for being hung like a horse. also referred to as having a very large p-n-s. girl 1: did you see the size of his c-ck? that was like 10 inches girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with horse d-ck syndrome.
- hot cigar
the act of dipping one’s p-n-s into molten hot tar then slapping someone in the face with it then letting it harden. “hey what’s wrong with amrit’s sister?” “oh, christian gave her a hot cigar.”
- hulk handy
to receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. in the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed c-ck may appear small. roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to […]
1. tofu that’s been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared. d-mn, a vegetarian came to the bbq. better serve him some impromptofu.