hide and stink


even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they p-ss gas or p–p their diaper. this allows another child with some intestinal fort-tude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be “it.” a favorite game in the bush white house, as it was well known that bush’s nose was dulled by cocaine use and d-ck cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as “wmd’s” or “weapons of m-ss de-stink-tion”. carl rove could smell a dump in the lincoln bedroom from the oval office, so he was never it for very long. condi rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so rove knew how how to pick his targets.
no one wanted to play “hide and stink” when it was potty time for dubya. he had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.
even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they p-ss gas or p–p their diaper. this allows another child with some intestinal fort-tude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be “it.” a favorite game in the bush white house, as it was well known that bush’s nose was dulled by cocaine use and d-ck cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as “wmd’s” or “weapons of m-ss de-stink-tion”. carl rove could smell a dump in the lincoln bedroom from the oval office, so he was never it for very long. condi rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so rove knew how how to pick his targets.
no one wanted to play “hide and stink” when it was potty time for dubya. he had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.

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