hide the chips
before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your c-ck in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to -ssess the risk of disease/transvest-te/mousetraps.
this act can be conveniently p-ssed off as “foreplay”.
a: dude i saw you getting it on with stacey last night, how’d you make out?
b: gutted, she’d only let me finger her.
a: hid the chips?- here let me smell.
-past participle of “hide the chips”
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