hide the oreo
the slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. simply place an oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.
man 1: dude i finally got that fatty to give me some dome.
man 2: how?
man 1: we played hide the oreo, and she found it and my c-ck too. devoured it.
man 2: congrats bro; i’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. seems true huh?
man 1: as true as the sky is blue.
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