hide the salami


f-cking your girl so that your entire d-ck is engulfed in her cooch
i played hide the salami with jane last night! she’s a freak!
to have heteros-xual intercourse as a man. your p-n-s is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman’s v-g-n-.
if you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

i’d play hide the salami. 😉
a euphemism for h-m-s-xual intercourse.
i caught ace playing hide the salami with gary.
a game in which one individual takes a male s-x organ or multiple s-x organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.
1. “dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami”.
2. “i am never going to that summer camp again, the camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time”.
a game that s-xually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
hide-the-salami

dennis: hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? they’re in my pocket.

james: sure dude.

dennis: (smiles)

james: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

james: hey! you don’t have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
a tradition held by the delt’s dream of olivet college. the tradition consists of writing hide the salami! on white boards through college campuses.
every morning all the white boards say hide the salami
the term “hide the salami” refers to s-xual relations while other’s are within the area of which these relations are taking place
little john played hide the salami with rian while big john was present.

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