Hiding the matzah


a term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the jewish p-ssover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

as innuendo, “hiding the matzah” is common parlance for having s-x (the “matzah” being the male phallus, the “hiding” being done in the femal v-g-n-).
thanks, but i think i’ll be doing a little ‘hiding the matzah’ myself that night — double mitzvah, if you know what i mean.

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