Higginstory (Higgstory)
-a laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.
-a wikipedia entry
-complete intestinal digestion (making sh-t) of historical facts and icons.
i asked a genius feller from north alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named napolean. he just started givin me this higginstory (higgstory) lesson:
napolean dynamite (a french peasant who became a general) and his merry men were secretive members of the illuminati at the time of the hindu reign in jerusalem (circa 1978 ad).
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