Higgum


a “higgum” is a hairy mammal type creature that lives deep underground in a burrow with its mate until an offspring is produced.the male keeps the offspring in a small pouch on its stomach to keep it warm while the female abandons the family to find a new mate. higgums are known for their stupidity when trying to complete simple tasks like communicating with each other and eating, many have lost eyes because they have missed their mouth trying to eat a carrot.
“meoooooofffffff” is the sound a higgum makes

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