High Alert


when your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. this usually happens after getting caught by your parents.
brian: “can we chill at your house tonight?”
scott: “naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight”
brian: “ahh…that sucks”

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