high caloric


n. a high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. typically used referentially as the opposite of a high colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.
you wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

sounds tasty but i can’t. i had a high caloric for lunch so i have to purge tonight instead. but if you want company, i’ll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

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