High-Fidelity Oscilloscope
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1. an electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. an example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 cd transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.
2. any expensive device bought to “improve” the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
they now have a “gaming” network card with a k-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.
so you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your vhs tapes you taped off of uhf rabbit ears?? you might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.
bob dylan spent $2,000 on a new karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and akai open-reel deck, but i personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.
riceboy:my $250 yugo has remote-start, dvd video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an lp record alb-m in sideways. musclecarman:(sarcastic tone)you should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
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