high gravity day
1) a phrase, originated by kurt vonnegut, that now refers to one’s clumsiness in reference to dropping objects or tripping/falling down.
2)having an erection at an inopportune time.
g-d: man, i keep dropping stuff.
shiva: must be a high gravity day.
lucy: check out tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
sally: what a w-nker.
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