High Point University

this place is a true bubble. everyone chooses to look alike, dress alike, and act alike. if you are not a girl sporting aviators, plaid shirts, straight hair and jack rodgers, this school is not for you. the people who do not look like a fabricated mess do not fit in. it is one of the least diverse universities ever. politics, religion, race, all the same. if you are not a conservative, stay away at all costs. people love to brag about their money because it makes them feel more comfortable with themselves. if you actually have a lot of money, people flock to you are try to become your friend. worst of all, 90% of the students do not realize they are at this school for a degree. they think they are there to get drunk and spread stds 7 days a week. you will get tired of this school quickly, just quickly as you’ll get tired of having meaningless s-x. when you leave the campus and drive at least 2 hours away in any direction, you will feel like you were missing out on the real world. people will have s-x with anyone as long as they have two legs and two arms. stds spread like wildfire here, and no one tells their s-xual partners that they will be infected. good luck finding a lover at this school, chances are they already had s-x with the rest of the student body. gross. parties suck, but very exciting to these students who were losers pre- college. they gather in dark rooms and then flash corny lights with corny students who think they are djs.
high point university is a trap. everyone looks the same, spreads stds, attends the worst college parties in the usa, and does not give a cr-p about their education.
private university located in high point, north carolina. students consist of mostly northern, mostly preppy students and easy/sl-tty girls. the guys are mostly preppy and spend too much time obsessing over the easy girls. the students can be found walking around campus going to frat parties, at club triangle, or drinking in their dorm rooms. high point is quickly rising in compet-tiveness and popularity, especially in maryland and north.
high point university is extraordinary!
a hotel instead of a college. they worship their president and quote him like he is god. for kids who aren’t smart enough to get into elon and their parents don’t know where else to send them. really nice but not worth it because these kids will be living off of daddy’s trust fund forever.
person 1: want to go to the steakhouse?
person 2: yeah! boy, does high point university prepare us well for the real world?
person 1: yeah for sure, like the president says, “goodnight”