high-quality problem


a problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.
i was at the bar last night and there were four playboy playmates chatting me up. i couldn’t decide who to talk to. i guess you could call it a high-quality problem.
high-quality problem–a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
one fraternity brother to another:
“man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega’s, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem.”

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