High School Diploma


the -ssociate’s degree’s b-st-rd step child.

your allegorical left thumb. as in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don’t have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the h-ll you don’t have a left thumb.
ted: i just got my high school diploma!
ben: great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!

ben: even though i’m making six figures at this engineering job, i actually never got my high school diploma.
ted: omg are you serious? how stupid are you that you can’t get a high school diploma!

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