high school field trip permission slip
the best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
junior: “hey whale i have a high school field trip permission slip and i can’t miss out on this field trip”
whale: “oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. alright i will spit you out”
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