morning porridge


the act of giving oral s-x to a woman after a long session of v-g-n-l intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
“man, you’ve got something on your collar there.”

“oh, sorry, i must have spilled some of my morning porridge”

“oh dude, nice

*high five*

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