high school jock


the typical jock seen in suburban high schools.
they usually:
-brag about how football is the best sport there is even though their team sucks horribly

-how jake f-cked clarissa last night in his typical red convertible sports car
-punch their genitals in the boys locker room and laugh
-party and transmite diseases faster than me busting -ss after eating taco bell.
h-llo, my name is jason, im a high school jock, i like football, steroids, i f-ck cheerleaders as a hobby and high school is the sh-t!

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