high speed pursuit


(noun)

the chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your p-n-s into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
ted: she almost got away…
jeffery: a peurto rican guy almost got away from me too, so i had to take part in a high speed pursuit. the police later found body parts in my refridgerator 🙁

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