Higher Education Act


a law congress p-ssed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
i can’t afford college because i got caught with a joint, but jeffrey dahmer can get aid because of the higer education act.

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