(high)jacked
the act of masturbation while smoking weed.
dude, i was so bored and lonely, i got highjacked last night.
to steal or take control of
that m-th-f-cka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his rolex
what happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.
how do you know you’ve been high jacked?
how?
your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.
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