Highlander

won the academy award for “best movie ever made”
so i was watching highlander, when my girlfriend walked in and came at the sheer genius of sean connery.
a s-xual act in which the man upon reaches climax yells, “it’s the quickening!!!’ he then proceeds to convulse and make make arm lighting bolts and thunder sounds.
dude, last night this sk-nk from tri sig let me highlander her twice.
one from the united kingdom territory of scotland (the highlands, see highland). also a movie with famed highlander, sean connery.
alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!
in paintball, the person who keeps getting shot and never leaves the field
i went full-auto on that guy and he didn’t go out, what a highlander.
going for just one beer down the pub. “there can be only one”. in refernce to the highlander movie
hey arby, you fancy meeting down the pub for a highlander ?
rolled from highlander rolling papers found in scottland. they make very long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with ‘highlander tips’ such as ‘fed up, skin up’ and ‘he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist’.
you can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. its like smoking a very long cigarette. that gets you amazingly stoned.
dude: ‘i’ve got only one joint left’
dudette 1:’aw well its better than nothing’
-dude takes out the joint”
dudette 2:’omg thats huge’
dude: ‘its a highlander’
the chance meeting at the y between aunt flo and your boyfriend’s face, evocative the red facial hair of the scots.
synonymous with the dirty scotsman,red wings
you would think gunter would have learned his lesson after last month, but he thinks he looks best sporting the highlander, and i’m more than happy to help.