HighRes Steamer


when a coworker with a boston accent sh-ts on your stomach and drags his -ss into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.

optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.
when questioned about his brown torso mohawk, dave b responded that he just finished with dave s special highres steamer in the lunch room.

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