Highway Petroleum


1) the words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the “highway patrol”

2) an incorrect reference to a law enforcement ent-ty made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms “petroleum” and “patrol”

3) a grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
ida made it out der to nikki’s pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

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