Hilarity Ensues
from the days of newspaper tv guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. sometimes these summaries wouldn’t sound comedic on the surface, so “hilarity ensues” was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.
tonight on seinfeld, george decides the best time to have a snack is during s-x. hilarity ensues.
an ending that can be put onto the ends of stories and plans. a convenient phrase to use when your story or plan sounded really dumb. it usually doesn’t make much sense.
me: ok here’s what’s gonna happen: i’ll go steal her key’s and she will spend the whole night trying to find them!
other people: (stare)
me: hilarity ensues.
something funny is upcoming due to a build-up of circ-mstantial events, or a comedy of errors.
sometimes involves rape.
you: f-ck! i just shat my pants!
rape panda: -waits for hilarity to ensue-
…
hilarity ensues
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