Hilhi Spartans
formally known as hillsboro, is a high school located in hillsboro, or. the spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. the school recently produced a division-1 all-american football player back in 2010, which is now the only thing they can brag about and be proud of. over the last 2 years, the high school’s football team has gone 0-20 overall. hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of oregon as “the sh-ttiest high school you can ever go to.”
glencoe: “alright guys! lets see who can drop the most points on hilhi this year!”
-11 weeks later-
glencoe: “so how’d you guys do this season? we scored 50 points on the hilhi spartans”
century: “66…”
westview: “69…”
newberg: “71.. hey i think we won!”
tigard: “86!”
newberg: “d-mnit!!”
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