hillbilly rednecks

they typically are low cl-ss uneducated drunk white men from the southern part of the united states typically missing many teeth in there mouth. whatever teeth they do have left are damaged. they are considered by many to be “white trash”. these types of individuals always wear overalls and talk with an accent about cheap beer, trucks, whisky & love watching nascar races. rednecks also enjoy using hunting rifles & old shotguns to kill wild angry ali gators for a living. its not uncommon for them to throw out turtle traps into the dirty nasty water for a “tayste” supper. they actually live near the swamps waving confederate flags. they think pork, squirrel, gravy, hot dogs, corn bread and fried ducks are a delicacy. they obviously lack morality.
“well howdy!! how the h-ll ya’ll doin!? it’z whiskey wednesday! i’m just sittin here in mah truck cleanin mah ryfle, boutta go downn townn tah the swamps tah goo hunt sum gaterz n squirrelz. we gott this here turtle trap ryght thare. it’z gonna make one tastay supper! i’ma drunk white man in ‘murica! ya’ll c-mmin owt south!? i got’z me this here big ol’ ra’c–n on tha bahrbaque… it looks lyke that good ol’ nascar’z bouta start. them peeple on tha teevee on ch-n-l seven are talkin bout hillbilly rednecks, turn it off earl! i behter get me one of them ice cold budwyzerz bafor tha race”