while receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.
“man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly i couldn’t get a b-n-r”.
“bro, sounds like you had a bad case of hilling d-ck”
while reviveing dome from a sub 3, you fail to produce a woddie, and therefore you cannot -j-c-l-t-.
“man dude this girl blowing me was so ugly i got hilling d-ck”
“whoa dude, she must have been a sub 3”
- el paso punch
when you pour vodka into a girl’s p-ssy and drink it out of there. who bro, el paso punch tastes so good! i know man.
- crab apple suffle
moving quickly with clenched b-ttcheaks to the toilet the other night i had food piosoning., i had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
an individual, probably a millennial, who wants to enjoy a night out on the town but doesn’t want to spend any money so he or she utilizes event platforms like eventbrite or meetup to find parties offering open bars, free food and/or activities. when a britecrawler visits several of these events in the span of […]
a falling down structure that is roughly shaped like a rhombus. the rhombusoid barn was ready to collapse.
- them's good taters
my brother-in-law’s favorite expression. he is from pennsyltucky so it’s understandable. -through a mouthful of home fries at the diner- “them’s good taters!” eyes roll.