Hilltern
(noun) hilltern: an undergrad that interns on capitol hill. easily recognized by their backpack and suit combination and air of supremacy tangible from a mile away. the hilltern is a s-xually voracious species- when two rats are placed in the same room for a prolonged period of time, they attempt o procreate. this is known as the hilltern principle (everybody, 2015). hilltern behavioral patterns include: standing on the left side on escalators, whining about metro delays, wearing a suit every day to cl-ss even though said intern is not interning that day, mentioning their future presidency and dad’s money, and contributing nothing of value to society.
how to approach a hilltern:
the hilltern is not a fearless creature and is easily frightened by other hillterns with a more desirable position, and is also easily frightened by loud noises. they will scurry away at the smallest threat. threat level: 0.
“being a hilltern is great. i get to work on capitol hill and contribute to society. i’m really learning a lot at my internship on the hill.”
“you play on your phone the whole day. you literally do nothing.”
“did i mention i intern on the hill?”
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