Himalayan Mongoose
you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda sh-t and the chick has to have big t-ts.
you drop that chico stick deuce between her t-ts, smash them together and make them stick. then you punch your d-ck between her t-ts from the underside, p-ss in her face this way. flip her over, bang her in the -ss until you nut. flip her back over, t-t f-ck her before you get soft, then jam your sh-t/p-ss/nut covered peener in her c-nt. for bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. this is technically a flying himalayan mongooes. if you do it right, you’ll hear about her cooch getting all f-cked up in a couple of days.
dude, i gave my neighbors wife a flying himalayan mongoose last week. i felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.
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