Himalayan Pinstripe
when having v-g-n-l s-x in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her -sshole, removing a globule of sh-t. when she turs around to ask what the f-ck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
bro 1: dude, you and krista are still down for that 5fdp show friday, right?
bro 2: nah. i gave her the old himalayan pinstripe the other day, so we are done, i am broke from posting bail, and the judge said i couldn’t leave the county…
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