himashetwo
a small piece of rock that me and my brother found at the seaside in donegal. very dangerous to swim around.
oona: gerard, look at that big rock out at sea
gerard: oh yes oona it looks dangerous to swim around, thats a himashetwo, thats definitely a him a she two!!11
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