Hindenburg
while you are getting blown and right before you c-m, you reach down and light a fart on fire, accidentally burning your partners face with the gas explosion. you must at least attempt to quench the flames with your load to be considered a true american. if you don’t c-m, you’re a n-z-.
luckily, the b-tch shaved her mustache before the hindenburg, or it could have been much worse.
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