hindu egg crate
take a dump and “accidentally” forget to wipe, then drop your b-lls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
he did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn’t figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
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