hindwipe
alternatively, though less commonly referred to as “wipesight”, this is a moment in which someone returns to the bathroom roughly 30 minutes after their original visit to properly complete their inadequate wiping job.
dave: “hey jerry, you don’t look so well…you doing alright?”
jerry: “dave…i had to wait for that entire business meeting to finish before i could get a good hindwipe in”
dave: “ugh…i’m so sorry man, that’s rough”
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