Hip Hop Valet Parking


hip hop valet parking describes our african-american friends’ tendency to station large american suvs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of wal-mart or southside malls. a more subtle version occurs when the same suv is spied with grandma’s handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. minor
section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize hip hop valet parking.
t-dog’s rim size is three times his act score…rollin hard on 27’s sippin’ a foty, smokin’ a blunt…hip hop valet parking yo’.

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