Hip Toss


the fool grabs the angry lady’s arm. this is his last mistake. he sees the blue sky, then the pavement. the fool has been hip tossed
that guy should have kept his stupid f-cking face shut, but now he’s getting hip tossed through the air. it’s probably best though, because that other guy looks like he was going to smash his nose in with a brick.
during a hook up, one partner will perform this move with the purpose of changing positions, i.e., from the top to the bottom, or vise versa.
he hip-tossed me a little too enthusiastically and i hit my head on the wall, but it was cool because then i got to be on top.

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