hiplete
a person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. they may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer gl-sses, thick beards, and vintage new york yankee hats from the 1970s. they are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.
hipster: hey wanna drink pbr and listen to the new vampire weekend alb-m?
hiplete: yea man! while i practice my jump shot for the game coming up!
hipster: …… god you f-cking hiplete
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