Hipocritester
1. (n) a hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; a hypocrite who is a hipster; a hipster.
2. (n) a portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
pr-nunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
justin: did you know austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won’t shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster cr-p he might be pretending to be into?
matt: man, austin is such a hipocritester.
justin: uh, i think you mean hipster.
matt: yeah, same thing.
other matt: what?
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