hung like a baby
to say that your w-ng is equal to your height and weight when you were born
man: i’m sorry honey, i have a secret i never told you…i’m hung like a baby
woman: it’s ok honey it can’t be that small
man: no…you dont understand…-whips it out-
woman: -gasps-…-smiles-
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