hipocritster


\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. they like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. so they dress like them to be ironic because “they liked it before hipsters liked it”.

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the sh-ts and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.
hipocritster: watched invader zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches invader zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

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