Hippiehole
a hippiehole is a yogi/m-sseur/herbalist/guitar player who completely envelops himself in the hippie culture. he would also be the type of person who rides mountain bikes, meditates for hours, and enjoys standing on his head. a hippiehole will say that he is sensitive and comp-ssionate and into truth, love, and beauty. on occasion, he will proclaim his affection for his friends in an outdoor setting. in reality, a hippiehole is flaky, neurotic, and only cares about his mountain bike, which he fashioned from scavenged parts, and his weed. a hippiehole, while usually good in bed as a result of his studies in tantra, does not make for a good longterm partner due to his paranoia, selfishness, jealousy, and delusions of grandeur. also note, the hippiehole is very much affected by the phases of the moon. beware of the hippiehole during a fullmoon.
i never understand why pretty girls date hippieholes. he only pretends to be sensitive when he will sooner or later go into a jealous rage because she thinks trey anastasio is hot.
douchebag -sshole -sswipe trustafarian
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