Hippo Bite
you go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. the toilet seat is so f-cking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your -ss, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
i have to sit on this -ss ring because i got a hippo bite this morning.
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