hippy sweat


one of the rarest substances on earth. is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by “the man”. there was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. however most experts agree this is unlikely.
hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. the former results from the hippy’s inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it’s rarity) and is in a liquid state.
after 40 years of trying, ben & jerry’s gave up on their effort to produce hippy sweat flavored ice cream due to their inability to harvest the natural flavoring.

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