Hipster bitch
1: the act of a hipster b-tching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2: a one-way ticket to whiney friendless b-tch town. population: you.
“maahh! i so got the frans ferdinand cd before you did!”
“ew! why are they on mainstream radio! i totally can’t listen to them anymore!”
“please die. now. ”
1:the act of a hipster b-tching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2:a one-way ticket to whiney friendless b-tch town. population: you.
“maahh! i so got the frans ferdinand cd before you did!”
“ew! why are they on mainstream radio! i totally can’t listen to them anymore!”
“please die. now.”
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